Maiasa

December 2025–February 2026 • finished

Maiasa ("My answer is a single a") is a parody language model that responds to every prompt with only "a". It's advertised as an AI chatbot that's lightning-fast, sustainable, ethical, efficient, safe, robust, lightweight etc. — which is all technically true, because it only ever says "a".

The main attraction is probably the website featuring an interactive chat, but I did also make an actual model file that's downloadable and (as far as I can tell) working.